Impossibilities in this world

Impossibilities in this world:
1.u cant count ur hair
2.u cant wash ur eyes with soap      
3.u cant breath when ur tounge is out 
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Put back ur tounge fool
Things i knw abt u:
1.u r reading dis
2.u r human
3.u cant say letter P without seperating ur lips ..
4.u just try to attempt it 
6.u r laughing  at ur self
7.u have a smile on ur face and u skipped no.5
8.u just checked the no.5
9.u laugh at dis coz u r an idiot & every1 does it too.
10.u r probably gng to send dis to see who els falls for it..

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